How I Really Feel About The Bachelorette

I’m so glad you asked. I’ll tell you in a few short sentences that I think really sums it up.
Let me just say that I swear I’m never going to watch this show ever again after each season. Sometimes the twists that ABC does is just too much. Especially last season when Jason dumped Melissa (who, by the way, is hotter than Molly anyways and can dance the cha-cha AND is now engaged so THERE Jason!) on national television and I threw the remote at the TV and said I would NEVER watch this stupid show again. But I do. And I did. Every. Single. Time. I love it so.
Anyway. The finale of The Bachelorette.
Kiptyn and Ed. Ed and Kiptyn. Dun Dnu Du Can you hear the dramatic music in the background?
If you don’t think Kiptyn is good looking than clearly you’re not from this planet. I think he really is a sweet guy. Kip never said ” I love you” (until the end. A little too late I guess) but he did tell her sweet nothings that made Jillian smile with glee. Ed told her he loved her earlier which scored him some big points.
Thank goodness Ed decided it would be a good idea to wear a gray TANK TOP with a green border. Under a PINK fancy shirt when they had a special date. GOOD LOOKIN’.
And Reid makes a surprise entrance!! Oh the suspense is killing me!
Reid- You show up to ask back the love of your life and you’re wearing THAT?? Couldn’t you have at least tucked in your shirt? And maybe, perhaps, matched your shoes with your pants? I mean, really. Were those sneakers?? At least you’re cute. But let’s just be real for a minute. I highly doubt that you had to pull “like a million strings” to come back to the show. I’m sure ABC was probably just begging you not to come back actually. That would bring way too much drama to the show. We wouldn’t want to have another ” most dramatic season finale yet,” now would we. That would be a shame.

Luckily, Chris Harrison was so sweet to offer some pep talk to Jillian to help her make the most important decision of her life. Chris really is a nice guy isn’t he? Always offering a helping hand and an ear to listen.
I thought Ed was the right choice like I know and I’m sure Jillian and him will live happily ever after just like the rest of the couples do. Prancing along in their trolley cars, traveling to Spain and Hawaii on the occasion, and wearing clothes from the flinstones age.

Published by Samantha Mellen

Certified personal trainer & health coach helping women transform their lives through fitness, abundant mindset coaching and internal peace. Mom of two boys, living life in Alaska.

8 thoughts on “How I Really Feel About The Bachelorette

  1. You crack me up! I say I will NOT watch the show again after ever season as well! Can you see Kip or Reid as the next Bach. Now I would definitly NOT watch that how boring would that be!

  2. OMG! What is the deal with Reid's suit with SNEAKERS and Ed's shorty-little GREEN SHORTS? I am with you, I always end up watching every single episode, even though I say that I won't…And I LOVE the drama. I think Chris Harrison loves the drama, too. It solidifies his job for another season, that's for sure.

  3. that was so funny! i have dvr and i wasn't able to watch it at the time so i recorded it. thank god i got to fast forward cause i was freaking when i saw reid. but i have to say. kipton is much hotter than ed and reid. but i would of fallen for ed too. im very glad with her decision. and the shorts he wore just won me over!!!

  4. HAHAHAHAHA! I was totally thinking of you on Monday night when I was trying so hard NOT to watch the finale (after being irate over Jason last season). Ed and Jillian ARE the best. I'm still so mad over that one guy who was in it just for the fame…what's his name again? Have you seen More To Love? I heard it's debut was this week. I think i'll be hooked.

  5. hehe. I don't really watch. I did watch one episode and Reid was my fav, hands down. I thought Ed was kind of creepy. Sorry…or not. I'd like to know how they settled on Jillian as the bacheloretter – she was SO annoying to me. Out of the probably thousands of girls that auditioned, she was the best they could do?

  6. Abby- Wes was his name. He wasn't even cute. His voice annoyed me. I haven't seen More to Love- thanks for reminding me, must check my schedule!

    Molly- Yeah, I know, she was a little annoying at times. She was on the last Bachelor (with Jason) so that's why she became the new bachelorette.

    ABC needs to be more creative, dontcha think?!

  7. All it took was ONE look at Ed for my darling to SWEAR that he's a SCRUB! LOL! I don't know why, but he immediately went, “She chose HIM? Over the other?” and he didn't even see the show. He says he has scrubdar and is stickin' to his story…. (((((HUGS))))) sandi

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