If you give a baby pasta
right after bath
right after bath and clean pajamas are put on
chances are they’re going to eat pasta for dinner
with red sauce
which they’ll think is quite hilarious because
why would you give a bath before dinner?
If you give a baby pasta, right before bed…
they’re going to get tired and rub their eyes
with their pasta hands
which means you’ll pretty much have to do a bath again
and put on new pajamas
and hey- you might as well put on a fresh diaper while you’re at it.
Lesson for the day:
Dinner first, then bath. Always.