Remember, this is my blog so I can talk about whatever I want.
I wonder, how many people in the world have milk coming out of their boobs? Okay, don’t answer that, I understand there are possibly a lot, especially if you factor in 3rd world countries and such. But, it is sort of a weird (and obviously really cool and amazing) thing if you think about it. Milk coming out of your boobs.
I don’t have a picture to go along with this post.
I don’t know what my body thinks it’s doing. Maybe there was some sort of miscommunication during labor and they thought I gave birth to triplets, when in fact, I only had one.
(Oh Lord, I could not imagine breastfeeding triplets. If you have done that — seriously, I have no words.)
In all serious-ness, I have been eating more this week which, well, apparently, means I produce more milk. Just an interesting fact I learned about myself this week. Wow, I love being a mother. Full of fascinating discoveries every day.
Hopefully when, um, starting tomorrow morning, I go back to eating better and smaller portions I will (lose a few pounds) not have breast the size of my quadriceps muscle. Which is really big, in case you were wondering.
Wow. I really should not publish a post at 11 o’ clock at night because this is sort of embarrassing and things just got way too personal.