The Bachelorette According to Men

I had the pleasure (enter total sarcasm here) of watching The Bachelorette with my dad and husband. I can’t even remember what happened because I kept hearing their commentaires the whole.dang.time.

 So, this is a recap from the point of view of two men.

– Ashley has no boobs
– Constantine is ugly and was sweating too much
– There is only one guy wearing shorts. I bet he is embarrassed.
– There is a script
– Ames is gay
– Ashely says “stupid stuff.”
– Nice mini skirt
– Bentley and Constantine have the same hair
– JP is going home because he doesn’t have hair like Bentley
– They must feed them the questions
– Ashely has bad style (I have to agree with them a lot here. Really random outfits she puts together.)
– There is no suspense. You know she’s going to give them all a rose.
– Ames is on the wrong show
– He’s the next Bachelor. That was a set up for the next season.
– There is something weird about her face.

I have to agree with them on a lot of their comments and thoughts. I thought this episode (season) was pretty boring. Is it her, the guys, the dates? Why is this season so bad?

Published by Samantha Mellen

Certified personal trainer & health coach helping women transform their lives through fitness, abundant mindset coaching and internal peace. Mom of two boys, living life in Alaska.

6 thoughts on “The Bachelorette According to Men

  1. I think this season is ridiculous!!! Ashley seems pretty stupid, or else it is really scripted (poorly). I would much rather watch this show if they skipped all the antics and just let things unfold naturally (or as naturally as possible given the circumstances).

  2. Ohh sounds like a night of Bachelorette watching in my house too. My husband makes fun of all of them as well, but picks on Ashley's hair the most. It's something about the bangs… Anyways, yea, it's kind of a crappy season. If we had more than 4 tv channels, I would probably watch something else. 🙂

  3. Drew loves to provide commentary the whole time too; no wonder him and Thomas get along so well lol and I agree with you about her outfits….where does she come up with these things!?

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