I hate jeans. Every single one of them. I don’t know what is so warped about my body that I can’t find a single pair of jeans to look good on me and be comfortable for more than two days.
It is so frustrating. I will try on a pair in the store and they will fit great. 5 days later they don’t fit right. I swear! Some places I wear a size 2, some places I wear a size 6. Some are too long, others are too short. Some are too baggy, others are too tight. There is never a PERFECT pair!!
And if by chance I do find a perfect pair, they get holes in them!
Don’t worry, I took some pictures of myself to provide visuals. I hope none of them scare you. I didn’t windex my mirror before hand, so be cautious of any optical illusions. I will be writing a photography post on how to take good pictures of yourself, so stay tuned. 😉
I have 5 pair of jeans.
I wear 2 of them. That bugs my husband more than you know. Just because you have clothes in your closet doesn’t mean you have to or should wear them. Obviously.
I have paid no more than $60 for a pair of jeans. I paid $75 for a pair of maternity jeans from Gap that I LOVED and pretty much wore every day during both my pregnancies. It was probably the best $75 I’ve spent, I got so much use out of them! They were super comfortable and fit great. But I’m not pregnant anymore, so moving forward.
The Tale of My Jeans:
These are my new jeans from Gap. I tried them on in the store and they fit AWESOME. They were too long though, so I had them hemmed. I asked you all if you thought they were too short, and most of you said they weren’t. I still feel like they are though.
If I pull them up, they look like this. I think this is how you’re suppose to wear them. This is how they fit in the store. But when they are up high, I am wearing high waters. I don’t do high waters.
If I pull them down, the length is a little better, but they are way too baggy.
See? This is my butt. Way too baggy. They are like falling off me. I have poop in my pants.
These jeans are too baggy and too big in general. Too long and too much flare. I probably bought these when I was in high school or something.
# 3 —
These pants are also from Gap. They fit pretty much perfect. Not a huge fan of the color. Not too baggy or too tight. Not too long and not high watering it up.
No poop in my pants. Score.
But the problem is, they have two holes in the crotch. Probably because I wore them so much!
The other side. Mad photography skills, I told you.
# 4 —
I don’t remember where these jeans are from but they are ugly and don’t fit right. I don’t know why I bought them in the first place. They probably fit good the day I bought them.
I believe this pair is from Old Navy. These jeans fit pretty good. Good length. Except I can’t freaking button them. Minor problem.
I have issues.
Please tell me I am not alone and that you also have jean problems? Who thought finding a good pair of pants could be so difficult?
Where do you shop for jeans? How much will you pay?