Forgive me, but I can’t help myself any longer.
Let me preface by giving my opinion of The Bachelor: Ben. I think he’s a nice guy. But the hair. It needs a trim and I’m looking forward to seeing what he does with it this season. Will he grow it out? Cut it short? Go for a new look completely? Only the most dramatic season yet will unfold this mystery and I can’t wait to find out.
The first date was with Emily. She’s pretty cute. The climbed up the Golden Gate bridge. Was that freaky or what? I had a stomach ache the hold time! That was a brave move. Dangerous, much?
Thankfully Ben kissed her and gave her magical powers so she could finish that climb. Gosh Ben, you are just sooo sweet!
The group date.
They went skiing. In San Francisco. On fake (?) snow. In bikinis. Because that’s so normal. Seriously, who does this?? But don’t worry, in case you get cold in your swim suit, you are wearing a cute hat and scarf! And high top socks that accentuate your thighs! Personally if I had to choose, I’d want socks on my upper half, as I happen to think my calves are a little slimmer than my thighs, but whatever, I’m not in charge.
Lindsey and Ben went on a date.
This was the best part of the entire show. Matt Nathanson started singing.
I re-watched that portion on Hulu 4 different times. Why couldn’t they had the cameras on him the entire time? I’m sorry, but he just does sexy singing good. Have you watched this video of him and Jennifer Nettles singing live at the CMA’s? Besides the fact that I don’t understand the pants Jennifer is wearing, it’s seriously the best performance ever and it should win awards. Matt has this weird vibe going on but oh, I love it so. Have you seen him dance? It’s like a bird losing it wings. How can he make it look so good?
Back to The Bachelor…
Okay so anyways. Lindsey and Ben are
making out dancing. She has cute heels on. I like her simple black dress. I don’t know if Ben can handle her, though.
Courtney is rude . And that dress — no girlfriend.
Courtney asked how much he liked her on a scale of 1-10. Awww gag. What grade are we in again?
So Shawntel shows up. Whatever.
Then the rose ceremony. DUN DUN DUUUUUN.
Honestly I can’t waste anymore of my time talking about this. I want to get back to the most important thing that happened in this episode:
Thank you Matt for providing me new music to clean my house to.
I love you.